I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
mom: so how do you know this person?
me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*
I like how, when Tumblr recommends you a blog on your dash, you can choose to ignore it. And it looks really polite
But it slowly gets more agressive
And more agressive
Then it’s just plain rude
And my personal favourite